God isn't my co-pilot? Then I ain't driving!
It's been a right old week for crazies. First old chainsaw charlie checks himself out leatherface style, now some fool bus driver refuses to drive his bus because it has a humanist / atheist advert attached.
Yes, Dawkins' Atheist Buses have caused quite a stir, with their marketing slogan: 'There's probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.' And it all proved a little too spicy for the sensitive Mr Heather, who balked at the 'starkness' of the message that 'implied there was no god'.
Now, here's the problem I have with the whole malarky - they're not stark at all. Stark would be:
THERE IS NO GOD. Now stop praying and start worrying 'cos you're all alone in this wretched shitstorm and nobody's waiting with a handshake or a handjob at the end of it. Now do you want a ride to Tescos or not?
These are clearly NOT athiest buses, but Agnostic buses. There's probably no god, you say? Well, what's your fucking point, Dawkins? Thanks for the grey area! With that kind of wishy-washy statement we're all still left in the grips of Pascal's Wager or as Frank Skinner put it, "I believe in god, because God's got thunderbolts, Darwin's got fuck all."
All of which aside, I return to Mr Heather, who is clearly the shittest Christian in all of Christendom. Why? Because what kind of faith is his that he is so afraid of a two week-old advertising campaign that states a contrary position to that of two thousand years of organised, prolific and widely believed religious doctrine? Doctrine which he purports to hold so dear?
Mr Heather: a Christian first, bus-driver second; 100% wimpKeep th' faith and drive the fucking bus.
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